What makes a car a hooptie




















Any car that meets the following: a driver must enter car through passenger side b three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e must open door at drive-threws as windows dont roll down f you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g cant open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h if you let go of steering wheel while driving youll make a u-turn i must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on its own j must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l has all the above issues but still has a professional tint job.

Meaning of Hooptie and Definition of Hooptie. Hooptie finds its origins dating back to the mid s. Over time, Coupe D was rolled together into hooptie.

Used to describe everything from any old car thank Shaq for that or more specifically a large domestic sedan. Popularized by Sir Mix-a-lot, the word moved from a mere description to a slur.

Oddly enough, the word can have a variety of meanings, depending on the context, ranging from pride of ownership to an outright insult. A junky, wothless car that the owner had put money into that only makes it look worse. Or even comical. Examples would be spinning plastic hubcaps, a fin, offroad tires, and a cheap stereo from Value City that will be stolen soon because the window will not roll up.

Features include: a plume of blue oil-soaked smoke coming from the exhaust - general odor of beer vomit and french fries - a Kraco stereo with a 10 year old Nirvana cassette stuck in the player - flat white , flat blue and Bondo red in color. The Hooptopotamus is distinguished from his cousin, the Hippopotamus, by a set of fairy-like wings and his aptitude for species of the same sex, which has lead to his diminished populations.

Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop. A busted-ass gas-guzzling automobile.

A big, old, rusty motherfucker that resembles a loud rusty 4-wheeled version of the fuckin "Love Boat" coming around a corner. Usually occupied by a bunch of wannabe gangsta's. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle.

Tom Drinane. Thomas Brown. Andrew Hooper. Robin G. Louise Jackson. Rip Van Winkle. Bill Lavery. Please support The Word Detective. Makes a great gift! Click cover for more. Search us! To search for a specific phrase, put it between quotation marks. In reference to cars: a vehicle in poor condition, often large, boatlike, and aided by duct tape or bungee cords. Comes in two flavors, White Trash and Black Ghetto. See also: hoopty mobile.

Oh my god , check out the chick in that hoopty! A hoopty is beat-up , piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission , and an engine that only runs on sunny days! I gotta put gas in my hoopty!



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